Hele loa kēia mau moʻopuna! Hiki i nā poʻe pāʻani maoli ke makemake i ke kupuna kāne Hauʻoli Makahiki Hou ma ia ʻano. A ua kākau lākou i kahi leka iā Santa e makemake lākou i ka moa nui a paʻakikī i ka Eve Makahiki Hou - no laila ua hāʻawi ʻo ia iā Grandpa i kahi dick, a ua māʻona lāua ʻelua. Ke noʻonoʻo nei au i ka mea a ke kupuna kāne i kākau ai iā Santa Claus i kēlā manawa? ))
ʻO ka wahine maʻamau i hoʻomaʻemaʻe maikaʻi ʻia, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke kūʻai aku ma ke alanui no ke kālā a me ka ʻole o ka condom! ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua ʻakaʻaka wau ma ke alanui, akā ʻoiaʻiʻo me ka condom. ʻOiai inā hilinaʻi ʻoe i kāu hoa pili, e moe mau ana ʻoe ma ke alanui. Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu loa i ke anu a ma ke alanui!
Mahalo, hele mai au.