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ʻO ka lede ʻakaʻaka a ʻike maoli ʻia. ʻO ka mua o ia mea maopopo ua hana ʻo ia i kahi mea pāʻani, akā ua wehe ʻia ka anus a mākaukau loa no ka moekolohe. ʻO ka wahine maikaʻi, koe wale nō ʻo ka uʻi ʻana me ka liʻiliʻi o kona nui. ʻO ka nīnau wale nō, he aha ke kūlana i kūpono iā ia?
ʻO nā mea a pau, he kāne ʻoluʻolu maoli nā kāne aloha a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke lawe aku iā lākou, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke aloha mai kahi mamao aku a hiki i ke wikiō ke hōʻike maikaʻi ʻia, ʻoiai ma ke ʻano ʻino. He mea maikaʻi loa ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻana, pāʻani nā kāne i ka maikaʻi, maopopo ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e like me ka mea hiki iā lākou, uē, uē, na lākou a pau, makemake nui au i ka noʻonoʻo ʻana o nā mea āpau, nānā ʻia me ka hauʻoli.
No ia mea, ʻoi aku koʻu makemake iā ia ma ke kūlana 69, ʻoi aku ka hoihoi no kāua! Ma ke ala, ua hana maikaʻi ʻo ia i ka moa. Ua noʻonoʻo paha ʻo ia iā ia iho he kaikamahine pipi, a ʻo kona mau kāmaʻa he spurs, kahi āna i hoʻohana ai e holo i ka lio! I kona moe ʻana ma kona ʻaoʻao, ua nalowale kona mau kāmaʻa, no laila ua pau ka holo? ʻIke ʻia ua paʻi ʻia ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma nā ʻano he nui, a ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei mākou he paʻakikī loa ke kāne a hiki ke hoʻopaʻa i ka wahine no ka manawa lōʻihi a ʻaʻole cum!
He u'i 'o ia, 'a'ole paha 'o ia e komo i loko o kēlā me kēia pu'u