ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
Inā makemake nā moa, e male lākou me kekahi bipi. No laila ua hoʻokō kēia kanaka i ko lākou makemake a pau. Manaʻo ʻoe he naʻaupō loa nā brunettes? ʻAʻole, he uʻi lākou, ʻike wau i ko lākou mau maka. Waiwai pakahi lakou i kanaka, e like me ka bipi. ʻO ka lita o ka waiū i ka lā ka mea maʻamau no lākou! Ua hahau au i kela mau kahu waiu me he mea la e hu'i lakou e like me na baluna!