ʻO ka mea mālama hale he mea hoʻowalewale a maʻalahi loa, ma ke ʻano o kāna hana ʻana i ka dick o kāna haku hana me kona waha! Manaʻo wau ua hauʻoli nui ʻo ia i kāna hana. ʻAʻole paha ʻo ia e hana i ka hapa nui o nā hana hale i ka wā e hiki mai ana, akā e lawelawe i nā pono moe o ka haku!
No laila, e ʻōlelo kākou ua loaʻa ʻo ia i ka wahine hoʻokamakama a ua ʻae ʻo ia e hoʻokamakama iā ia no ke kālā. ʻO wai ʻaʻole, akā no ke aha ʻo ia e pale ʻole ai iā ia iho? No ka nui o kāu wehewehe ʻana i ka poʻe i ka pōʻino o ka moe kolohe ʻole me ka hoa pili ʻole, hele hou lākou! ʻO wau iho, loaʻa iaʻu nā condom me aʻu, loaʻa pinepine nā wahine inā makemake lākou i ka moekolohe!
ʻO ka hāliʻi waha e hoʻomāhuahua mau i ka moekolohe. Nui ka poʻe makaʻu iā lākou a manaʻo paha he mea hilahila. Akā, pono ʻoe e nānā i ke kaikamahine a ʻike ʻoe ʻaʻole i hana ʻia kahi ala ʻē aʻe e hāʻawi iā ia i ka leʻaleʻa kino. ʻOiaʻiʻo, aia i nā mea a pau. Akā, ua koho wau iaʻu. A ʻo ka ʻakaʻaka ʻoliʻoli o kaʻu hoa pili e haʻi mai iaʻu ʻaʻole wau i hewa i kaʻu koho ʻana i nā haʻalulu.