Aloha au i kēia leʻaleʻa swingers! A ʻo nā kaikamahine i kēia manawa, nā hiʻohiʻona a pau. Maikaʻi i nā kāne! Ma ke ala, ua ʻike anei ʻoe i ke kau ʻana o nā kaikamahine ʻekolu a puni ke kanaka ʻeleʻele? Ua ʻike lākou ua loaʻa iā ia ka dick nui loa a hoʻopuni koke iā ia me ko lākou nānā. Ua minamina au i kaʻu wahine, akā makemake wau e komo.
Ua ʻae ke kaikamahine hānai i kona makuakāne ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia kahi lomilomi poʻohiwi. Heh, heh - E hoʻoponopono wau i kēlā kuhihewa ʻana. ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua e iho ana kona mau lima ma luna o kona umauma. ʻO Blondie ka houhu a aia kāna moa i loko o kona waha wale nō. E ke kanaka, he ʻano Copperfield kēlā stepdad.
Laki ua hopu ke kanaka makamaka i ka wahine. I ko lākou komo ʻana i ka manaʻo no ke kaʻina hana a eia ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana, hauʻoli lākou i ka hiki ʻana mai o ka mauʻu i nā kao. ʻO nā hoaaloha maikaʻi no ka dick a me nā sandwiches a me ke kūlana 69, ma ka pōkole hauʻoli nā mea āpau.
Makemake au e hoʻopaʻa iā ia